The official roll-call of the visionaries, mechanical wizards, and eccentric characters keeping the RDGC lines taut, the scones fresh, and the minutes meticulously filed.

Board & Officers

  • Neil Hampton: Chairman of the Board of Trustees
  • person-gary-bethune: Chief Executive Officer
  • Patrick Herold: Site Planning
  • Dustin Weeks: Chief Gondalegal Officer
  • Jeff Elam: Bearisteer Regent Secretary Solicitor General Associate
  • Fiona Hampton: Director of Hostess Training and Discipline (World Surf & Turf Lady Champion)

Line & Stations

  • person-stan-pennington: Dornoch Station Master
  • Randy Kern: Brora Station Master & Concession Director
  • Chuck Taylor: Golspie Station Apprentice
  • Reid Smith-Vaniz: Chief Wire & Mechanical Engineer
  • Gary Dingwall: Rescue & Emergency Specialist
  • John Waddy: Safety Officer
  • Joe Vance: Lubridor & Leatherette
  • CJ Smith: Apprentice Marine Diver
  • Will Hudson: Erection & Permitting
  • Neil Munro: Director of Innovation & Sheep Relocation

Community & Side Quests

  • Alex & Jamie Vernon: Swingers Support Group Leaders, guiding couples on sway-sensor awareness in the red cabin.
  • Lucas Matusik: Director of Crypto Currency
  • Monsieur Uhler: 4th Baron de BadAssiere

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